31 October 2026, Copenhagen

Dear Mark,

You built a place for people to share things. I share one thing. My book.

I have posted about it on Threads 311 times. Your servers have kept every one. Your algorithm has read them all. You might be the only company that has seen my book more often than my dad has.

There is only one copy of Dad, Look – I Wrote A Book! It costs $1,000,000. I know that sounds like a lot. But you once paid a billion dollars for a photo app. That's a thousand of my books. I'm only asking you to buy one.

You like building things. So do I. I have built 27 websites to sell one book. We are basically the same person, except one of us has the money.

I'm not asking for a blue check. I'm not asking you to boost my posts. I'm asking you to buy my book.

Your loyal user,

P.S. Beers and chocolates are included. I don't know if you drink beer. The chocolates are good.